1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.
by smith June 18, 2004
A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY
by hispanic panic January 23, 2009
Someone who is born from an older couple. Typically with siblings much older, or no siblings at all. Usually stubborn and has little to none of their own ideas, due to their parents supposed wisdom.
-Hey, how old was that chicks mom?
.Like 60 something
-Oh, so she is a quaker.
.What the hell is a quaker, are you talking about the christian thing?
-No... never mind, forget it I made it up.
by Brad Ruckson September 16, 2010
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Thoes who attend the friends school in Hobart. Quakers have no morals. This explains the large number of arse rapings at the school. Quakers often try to start fights with fags, their arch enemys. Fags, are basically quakers who admit to arse sex. Quakers have no religion and at friends school are not allowed to be forced to do anything (except submit to arse sex) as they believe in free choice on all matters. Quakers arch enemys are Hutchins boys who they label as fags. Hutchins boys actually combine with Fahnies and Colligiate girls for threesomes which opposes their label of fags. Hutchins boys have never lost to quakers at any sporting event.
Quaker: "Your a fuckin fag hutchins boy. Go have sex with your self."
Hutchins boy: "Ooo nice call arse raper. Gee no religion, wow arn't u cool. Have fun arse raping yourself while im opening presents at christmas you fuckin quaker"
Collgirl: "I'm to up my self to care"
Fahnie: "I would have sex with you but I'm actually a lesbian"
by Hobartman October 29, 2006
The most peacefull of all Christian sects. Highly non-violent and actually are throughout history. They believe in the true Christian ethics without all the hierarchal greed for power nor hypocritical. They respect other religions as well and don't try to convert you or say you'll go to hell if you go against their beliefs. Also a brand of cereal.
by Alexsander September 22, 2008
Quakers have been in America for all of its history and many infulential quakers have shaped our land today.
by Michael Vance April 24, 2004