a joke you tell to your virgin friend if you don't really like him. you tell him that if he doesn't have any condoms he can always push his dick as deep as possible into his girls pussy b4 he cums thus causing his sperm to shoot in her stomach and burn up in her stomach acid (THIS DOES NOT REALLY WORK BUT IF SOMEONE DOES THIS MAD HALARIOUS)
i told tommy to just push and pray and he will be ok! i cant believe he actually did it and now she is prego
by mongaloid aka kumar September 10, 2010
Last resort strategy when constipated and four cups of Peet's coffee and half a dozen bran muffins just don't do the trick.
by flyingdog May 13, 2008