punch the ticket

Verb
To penetrate the anus using one's penis.

See also:
buttfuck
assfuck
ass ramming

"Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!"

by JLB3 April 29, 2005

punch your ticket

usually it means to have someone killed, or otherwise taken out of commission

"Listen Rockford, you come 'round here again, and I'll have a couple of my boys punch your ticket, permanently."

by Hashim R. Hathaway October 22, 2007

When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.

Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.

by Papa_Ghede January 29, 2017

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019