poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.

"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."

by Joetron September 1, 2009

poofart

N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.

I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.

by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004

poofarted

poofarted is the past version of poofart it is when you poo when you fart

yesterday i poofarted on my bed

by poofart man the real March 24, 2023

poofart

poofart is when you poo your pants when you fart

O no did you just poofart

by poofart man the real March 24, 2023