pivots

any affliction that causes a person to tandemly discharge bodily fluids from both ends of the digestive track resulting in a squat-bend pivot motion to aim the fluids from the offending end toward a porclain goddess

If you think vomiting or diarrhea is the pivots, you are half right.

by Gaelwynn June 25, 2011

Pivot

The precise way to bring a couch up a flight of stairs.

Ross-pivot, PIVOT, PIVAAAAHT
Chandler- SHUT UP

by Bughead is superior February 28, 2018

pivot

turn (spin) around on the spot - or turn from a central point

On Friends, when Ross, Rachel & Chandler are taking the couch upstairs
"Pivot!!!! PIVOT!!!! PIIIVVAAHHHHTTTT!!!"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT UUUPPPP!!!!"

by the_devil_4rom_hell July 30, 2008

pivotal

crucial, Being of vital or central importance

Its pivotal location has also exposed it to periodic invasions” (Henry A. Kissinger).

by LatinGuy March 12, 2008

pivot

A pivot is where a start-up company decides to switch direction in how they make their revenue. This is often after their first plan results in failure. Pivot as relates to entrepreneurship.

The yellow widget drew two dollars in sales, so the company did a pivot and decided to sell the pink widgets.

by DJmeems April 09, 2011

Pivotize

When someone fixes excel file data to be pivot table ready.

"Hey - can you pivotize this report? I can't sort through all this shit..."

by groovenick September 01, 2011

Pivoting

To manipulate somebody into doing something, by telling them that they do not want to do it.

I know what you are doing guys! You are pivoting me into singing it. And I don't do jingles!

by yamakasy October 20, 2013