peni

plural of penis

i have like 20 artificial peni (dildos) in my bag

by bigbazzascott December 10, 2022

peni

An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".

Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?

by atemperman January 24, 2004

peni

an assortment of penises

Help, this jungle of peni is attacking me.

by Kyle and Kevin (e-mail us @kyleandkevin.com March 27, 2003

peni

When a woman's pants are too baggy in the crotch, causing a slight penis effect.

"Her pants were so baggy in the crotch, she had a stage 3 peni."

by Saly Cinamon September 30, 2011

peni

A brutal south california white power gang. PEN1 or PENI is an abbreviation of 'Public Enemy Number One'.

The recent rise in meth trafficking is credited to Peni

by merkinbjerkin May 03, 2007

peni

wen theres a whole lotta wangs about

look! im surrounded by a bunch of peni

by Anonymous August 05, 2003

peni

a really, really small penis. so small it isn't allowed the s on the end.

John has got such a small peni, it looks like a baby squirrel!

by lemonboy October 02, 2006