Optharectomy

A theoretical medical procedure, to sever the optic nerve from the rectum. (Used in jest, when a person has a pessimistic view of a situation)

Kenneth Lay and Jeffrey Skilling were discussing Enron's current financial position: "If Andrew Fastow get's that optharectomy, he won't have such a crappy outlook on this quarter's financial results."

Optharectomy by John B. Young July 11, 2006

Optorectomy 

This is a surgical procedure to remove the nerve that runs between the eyeball and the asshole, with a desired result of improving the shitty outlook of the patient

Jane was a real "Debby Downer" until she had an Optorectomy last week and now she's a regular Pollyanna.

Optorectomy by sadie wordatopia March 8, 2010

Optirectomy 

A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.

"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."

Optirectomy by LeeC November 27, 2006

optirectomy 

A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.

A pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.

optirectomy by lumberjim January 20, 2009

opterectomy 

when your eyeballs are unhooked from your ass so you don't have such a shitty outlook on life.

my grandfather (who kicked ass) invented this expression.

MAN! you need an opterectomy you pessimist you

opterectomy by k b February 16, 2006

Optirectomy 

A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.

Optirectomy by dbowney November 16, 2002

octarectomy 

Octarectomy (awk-ta-rec-tomy)- Cutting the cord that connects your eyeballs to your asshole, so you don't have a shitty outlook on life.

"She was so negative, the doctor recommended an octarectomy to make her happier"

octarectomy by Shirley i must be joking May 23, 2018