nubs

plural of nub, a player who exhibits negative skill

player: why are you shooting at each other? you're on a team
nubs: yeah, we're winning
player: fucking nubs

by dan456 August 22, 2006

nubs

Someone with no arms or legs, so they have nubs, so they are nubs.

From a NOFX song.

Dude, shes got no arms or legs.
Yeah dufus, shes nubs.

by George November 21, 2004

nubs

another word for newbie used by skilled people who play counter-strike

that guy shoots like a nubby

by turbo juice May 19, 2003

nubs

1: Round pink objects, could posess magical qualities that overpower mortals

2: People who are fuzzy and strange.

3: nipples

To fully understand nubs one needs to watch the scene in Paul Blart: Mall Cop when he's drunk at the bar and goes up to the Indian guy and is like "feel the nub"

Our romantic evening was spent making raspberry cupcakes that looked like nubs

by Isoruku Yamamoto December 24, 2010

nubs

What she is. Someone who has no arms or legs.

Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.

by Punk rocking bassist March 08, 2005

nubs

1. n. Plural of nub.

"Did you see the nubs on that girl? Damn, I totally want her to furnk me, bro."

by an affectionate nubler December 04, 2011

nubs

used in eastern sydney for testicles, balls.

I have a pain in the nubs.
My nubs are itchy.

by edrock February 25, 2008