ntfs

1) An abreviation for Not Too Fucking Smart

2) May also refer to the New Technology File System. The file system introduced with Windows NT to replace the File Allocation Table (FAT) system. Used by Windows NT, 2000, XP, Vista, Server 2003, and Server 2008

Guy 1: Man, Jenny is NTFS,
Guy 2: Yeah, she won't stop babling about how The Hills is "sooo true!"

Guy 3: Should I reformat my new harddrive as NTFS or would I loose all my porn?
Nerd: NTFS isn't that huge of an improvement. Besides, everyone knows Linux is way better for storing, sorting and categorizing your porn!

by Sheepe January 30, 2008

NTF

nigga the fuck?!

a phrase used in moments of great confusion, shock, and disgust.

the hood variant of "what the fuck"

Bro 1: That girl be on birth control, but she still made him jizz in the sink.

Bro 2: NTF?! I wouldve came in her stink!

by cool reef December 04, 2010

ntf

ntf means Nani The Fuck

ntf do you mean?

by nani jp September 06, 2018

NTFS

Abbreviation for New Technology File System, the file system introduced with windows NT to replace the file allocation table (FAT) system.

The *nix kernel is not compatible with NTFS at present.

you'd be more secure with NTFS you know

by SilverFalcon October 10, 2004

NTF

Next Time Forever

A phrase used when breaking up with someone that means it’s over for good.

Also an illscarlett song.

This time she said it’s over, she said next time forever (NTF), I can’t explain I’ll take the blame. I brought this all on myself.

by Briaxstarr August 07, 2007

NTFS

Not The Fucking Same

Guy 1: Dude check out my new iphone! it's the best smartphone on the market.
Guy 2: Yeah, i got myself a blackberry
Guy 1: NTFS man!

by H-ABB August 07, 2010

NTF

Not To Flaunt

NTF, but my old lady and I make some pretty good looking babies.

by kpsheenani January 22, 2013