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No legs moment

When you got no legs and a big ass nose. And some asshole called the cum wizard steals your Moolah/moulah/mola
Bro look that guys got no legs, thats such a no legs moment!
No legs moment by Ostmannen March 6, 2023

I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs 

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!

Look ma no legs! 

When a "Look ma no hands!" goes wrong
Idiot child: -Look ma no hands!
Mom: -Be careful so you don't crash!
Idiot child: -I won't crash, I'll be careful!
*Proceeds to get crushed by a big ass truck*
Idiot child: *crying* -Look ma no legs!

Mr. No Legs 

Refers to any and all types of snakes
We better take the hoe in case we run into Mr. No Legs to chop his head off

There was a three foot long Mr. No Legs out in the street.
Mr. No Legs by radarlove1968 June 12, 2018

Cow with no legs 

The image of a cow with no legs may seem strange and even unsettling, but it can also be viewed through a philosophical lens as a symbol of resilience and adaptability in the face of adversity, like a hooker.

Despite the challenges that come with being a cow with no legs, this animal may still find ways to thrive and navigate its environment. It may learn to use its horns to dig into the ground for food or develop a close bond with a human caretaker who can provide it with support and care, like a hooker that died.

This can serve as a reminder that in life, we may face obstacles and difficulties that seem insurmountable at first. However, with determination and a willingness to adapt, we can find new ways of approaching our problems and continue to grow and flourish despite the odds, like a hooker.

Furthermore, the image of a cow with no legs can also prompt us to reflect on our relationship with animals and the natural world. It may inspire us to consider how we can better care for and protect animals who may be vulnerable or in need of support, like dead hooker.

Ultimately, the image of a cow with no legs may be seen as a powerful symbol of resilience, adaptation, and the interconnectedness of all living beings. therefore being a dead hooker
What is a cow with no legs?

Sandra: ground beef
Gerald: no dead hooker
Cow with no legs by Deadhooker. March 16, 2023

mr. no legs 

Mr. No Legs refers to any and all varieties of snake.
We better take this hoe with us in case we see Mr. No Legs.
mr. no legs by radarlove1968 June 12, 2018
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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