newport

nigga its the best cigarette ever made even with the fiberglass. makes me feel like i'm dying so i know i'm getting my moneys worth son!
you got a newport? SHIT YEA BUT U AINT GETTIN IT
by El Cangri April 10, 2005
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Newport, South Wales, another chav hot-spot badly in need of a WMD. Sandwich filling between Bristol and Cardiff like a bug between a road and a shoe. The Romans abondoned the area around 410ad and the British Labour Party eventually took over, hence it remains a ruin. The river Usk flows through it and the M4 goes past it. Never stop or you'll lose your hubcaps. Scene of Chaterist Rebellion and the founding of the Trade Union Movement, so not all bad news. Nice on the outskirts.
Newport Highlights;
Ringland, Alway, Somerton & Duffryn council estates designed by 1960's graduate town planners on speed, now scenic backdrops to Mordor; Pil for the final volcano scene.
Everything-for-a-Pound Shops.
Splendind Transporter Bridge (now that is a work of engineering art)
The Steel Works (now abandoned too)
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
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by Ryan August 25, 2005
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Music City Of South Wales!!
Along with the bad attitude wanna-be trendies, and no good cunts to accompany them, the ex-town city is now being done up to resemble cardiff,.....pffft!!
by dtv November 03, 2003
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Someone who has lived in Newport their whole life and has family roots here. Thay hate to leave the island, and when they do its a "road trip". Their summers are spent working on the water, going to the beach, outside parties, and making fun of stupid tourists.
James:Were going to Boston today.
Sam:Are you serious, we have to leave the island?
James: You are such a newporter
by newportsailor May 15, 2006
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A brand of cigarette that most black people smoke.
Hey Billy wanna go smoke a Marlboro in "Smoker's Alley?" No I wanna go smoke a Newport with Tyrone.
by JasonCoolKat March 17, 2006
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The act of accidentally blocking someone from a conversation by moving in front of them in a circle. Usually accompanied by the victims being hit with the Newporters rucksack.
Jack : (Moves in to the circle and Newports 3 people)
Harvey: Wow Jack you are newporting 3 people!
by M477C March 05, 2018
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