my right hand

My girlfriend.

I made love to my right hand yesterday

by t68egkghvshgvg8ofwbccjc wdtfge May 4, 2017

dating my right hand

when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sex with a person, you have it with you right hand.

Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.

by !-Evan-! March 21, 2008

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 12, 2023