by I'M SPECIAL!!! May 1, 2005
To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.
I Claimed My Bong the other night...:
(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily
(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily
by Me. Not Your, But Me. June 5, 2011
“I want you to bing my bong.”
by PISSBABY6969 April 26, 2022
If your Chinese friend is being racist to you just say this. CHING CHONG BING BONG FUCK YOU MY WILLY IS LONG
by Fuck you black ass niger February 19, 2023