muskrat

a code word used to stop a conversation when something needs to be covered up because it is embarrassing,private, or about a person who just walked in on the conversation.
Person 1- Man that Matt Kid is a fa... Person 2- Muskrat,muskrat. Matt- Hi guys!
by Terr Ahlander May 11, 2008
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the patch of hair that sometimes grows at the top of the ass crack. Usually becomes visible when the person bends over.
When Steve bent over at work I could see that his muskrat was very bushy.
by ruggala December 25, 2004
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The performance of sobriety when drunk, on drugs, etc.
My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat.
by Muskrat King February 02, 2012
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Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.
When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's. Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!
by Big Eddie February 28, 2006
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A very good looking male. Can be used anytime anyplace when a hottie is approaching to warn friends of said eyecandy.
"Damn, look at that muskrat, 10 o'clock!"
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A drinking game started in Missouri area. It's played at the point when you're already very intoxicated. You sit in a circle and say either a word that could be funny, or a person doing an action that is funny. If a person laughs in the circle they take a shot or a sip of beer.
"Oh man guys I'm so fucked up, lets play muskrat!" "why is it called muskrat?" "because muskrats a funny word, now shut up and drank."
by poopmynamewaschoosen September 08, 2011
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A girl who looks like the animal (a muskrat).
by ImNotSure123 January 31, 2011
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