i've never heard moth speak before but i've heard tell of it happening
you've heard of mothman, now get ready for moth
it's them, my friend moth!
you've heard of mothman, now get ready for moth
it's them, my friend moth!
by brellas December 07, 2018
by jnb September 10, 2004
Forget man-eating spiders- moths are the pinnacle of evil scary bugs!
Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' butterflies at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)
Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' butterflies at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)
I suppose you could say I have a teeny weeny problem with moths, BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME??? MOTHS ARE PURE EVIL!!!
by The Paradiddle Pro September 04, 2004
by Jamie Phillips July 03, 2006
A miniature version of the monster, Mothra, that appeared in an old Godzilla movie. Although irritating, the common moth devastates curtains, not Japan.
Whinging Kid - "Ah! A moth!" <cry>
Sarcastic Parent that tells jokes too old for the kid to understand- " Quick! Call Godzilla!"
Sarcastic Parent that tells jokes too old for the kid to understand- " Quick! Call Godzilla!"
by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005
by SMORE April 23, 2004