Monacle

When a person where’s this type of vision magnifier they are destined to soon have a dislocated shoulder by no means of nature. It is a term commonly used in the mills.

Person one: aye moe how yhu dislocate your shoulder?
Person two: I had a monacle on dummy

by 60millsboi May 30, 2019

Monacle

A single shackle.
As manifasted by Tycho of Penny Arcade glory.

-Gee bob, thats a real big monacle you've got there.
-That sure is, Jim.

by Akimbo April 20, 2005

Monacle Lewinsky

a female intern who parades around the Washington D.C. area wearing broken eye glasses (only one leg).

Nathalie: "My glasses broke! They now only have one leg!"
Gaby: "How are you going to do your internship in D.C.? You're almost blind!
Nathalie: "I guess I just have to man up and do it."
Gaby: "Alright, Monacle Lewinsky!"

by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 14, 2011

Satan's Monacle

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.

I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?

by Singster725 October 24, 2008

arabian monacle

is arabian sunglasses given by a man with one said testicle.

After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.

by cindy assclown January 07, 2008

hot monacle

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle

Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot

by JackWTP June 29, 2006

Pearl Monacle

When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.

Jason gave Alex a pearl monacle.

by Mike March 20, 2003