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Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.

Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:

back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.

now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.

*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*
MLB has good teams, but their rules are strict.
by Jordan Stevens May 01, 2007
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Stands for Major League Baseball. A North American organization consisting of 30 baseball teams (29 of them are in the U.S. and one is in Canada) and two leagues, the American (AL) and National (NL). The National league is the older of the two leagues and is sometimes refered to as the "Senior Circuit"; The "Junior Circuit" refers to the American League. Each year is concluded with the World Series where the winner of the National League pennant and the winner of the American League pennant play each other in a best of 7 game series.

Notable Teams: New York Yankees, St. Louis Cardinals, Los Angeles Dodgers

Notable Players: Babe Ruth, Willie Mays, Stan Musial, Cy Young, Hank Aaron

The St. Louis Cardinals won last year's MLB World Series.
by Geoffrey G April 01, 2007
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Major League Baseball
30 Teams:
1. Arizona Diamondbacks
2. Atlanta Braves
3. Baltimore Orioles
4. Boston Red Sox
5. Chicago Cubs
6. Cincinnati Reds
7. Cleveland Indians
8. Colorado Rockies
9. Chicago White Sox
10. Detroit Tigers
11. Florida Marlins
12. Houston Astros
13. Kansas City Royals
14. Los Angeles Angels
15. Los Angeles Dodgers
16. Milwaukee Brewers
17. Minnesota Twins
18. New York Mets
19. New York Yankees
20. Oakland Athletics
21. Philadelphia Phillies
22. Pittsburgh Pirates
23. San Diego Padres
24. Seattle Mariners
25. San Francisco Giants
26. St. Louis Cardinals
27. Tampa Bay Devil Rays
28. Texas Rangers
29. Toronto Blue Jays
30. Washington Nationals
Out of all the teams in the MLB, my favorite is the New York Yankees.
by Sports freak April 24, 2005
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Major League Baseball, a league that consists of 30 teams
MLB's biggest game is the world series
by Joe C August 29, 2004
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Milissa: FML!!
Meaghan: MLB!!
Milissa: STFU!
Meaghan: OMG!
by bloody1 March 25, 2009
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i have large balls
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
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Term used by your boss to define your posistion in the orginization.
"Thats my MLB"
"Thats My Little Bitch"
by Dirty Gary August 11, 2005
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