when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:
I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.
clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...
you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.
clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...
you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health
you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"
me: "that sucks"
you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"
me: "you got MIKED"
me: "that sucks"
you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"
me: "you got MIKED"
by Joseph Saint August 17, 2007
by GREENYCREW September 11, 2007
Kid1:How you doin'?
Kid2:I think I've been miked.
Kid1: Gay or urbandictionary.com.
Kid2:UD.com
Kid1: You poor thing
Kid2:I think I've been miked.
Kid1: Gay or urbandictionary.com.
Kid2:UD.com
Kid1: You poor thing
by sheetsbeast March 10, 2009
by GREENYCREW September 11, 2007
verb
v.
1) to use wit and charm while discussing both emotional and physically driven situations
between the male (the initial speaker in the conversation) and the female (the receiver
of such mind boggling mike-isms).
2) to be ambiguous through electronic devices with the possible goal of communicating a
message to the victim of mike-ing. (i.e. facebook statuses, away messages, blackberry
postings, etc)
v.
1) to use wit and charm while discussing both emotional and physically driven situations
between the male (the initial speaker in the conversation) and the female (the receiver
of such mind boggling mike-isms).
2) to be ambiguous through electronic devices with the possible goal of communicating a
message to the victim of mike-ing. (i.e. facebook statuses, away messages, blackberry
postings, etc)
"what the fuck, i was just sitting at my computer minding my own business and all of a
sudden he just MIKED me with his stupid facebook status! HOW RUDE."
sudden he just MIKED me with his stupid facebook status! HOW RUDE."
by truthbitch September 20, 2009
Mike, the phoenetic alphebet word for the letter M. Mike MiKe is used to decribe the caliber of a weapon.
AK-47 - 7.62mike,mike
M-4 - 5.56 mike,mike
MK19 - 40 mike,mike
m9 - 9 mike,mike
AK-47 - 7.62mike,mike
M-4 - 5.56 mike,mike
MK19 - 40 mike,mike
m9 - 9 mike,mike
by leadthrower August 29, 2006
Mermaid: Mike Mike Mike, I'll be home in an hour.
Squid: Roger, I'll pop a little blue pill and put on some Barry White
Squid: Roger, I'll pop a little blue pill and put on some Barry White
by That Sailor December 17, 2019