matlock

Someone befuddled or seemingly befuddled by technology.
You seriously called IT because your mouse was hidden under some paper? You pulled a matlock. You are totally matlocking this presentation. Having trouble turning on your iPhone, matlock?
by totessochmeeds February 29, 2012
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Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.
'dont act so matlocked' 'she looked well like a matlock'
by Alex Smithe March 11, 2008
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Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth. or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.
"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?" "She gave me the Matlock." "Man, it sure is raining." "Thanks, Matlock."
by RousseauRetired June 02, 2009
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a lawyer from 80's and the only man to be able to kill chuck norris
Matlock is a skilled lawyer and can kill Chuck Norris
by that guy777 August 11, 2009
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What's up with Matlock over there, smelling like Bengay and hitting on that little beesting?
by B-Rock 10 July 08, 2011
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A very small town with one stop sign. The post office is also the grocery, gas, and feed store. Almost no one knows where it is and most people from there will pretend to be from Elma or Shelton to spare themselves embarassment. Major export: marijuana. A full set of teeth can only be found at a family reunion which doubles as a singles group date.
1. "Where the hell is Matlock?!" "I have no friggin' idea... somewhere near BFE?"
by Satguru August 26, 2008
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Matlock originated from the word matlocked which was first used in the west country. Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'. it is often directed a females who appear to have no pride.
'Look at her, she is one hell of a matlock'
by Alex Smithe March 12, 2008
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