marp

1. (interjection) Something a stupid person says because they don't know what else to say.

Person 1 (8:31:10 PM): MARP! Person 2 (8:31:35 PM): What the hell is wrong with you? Person 1 (8:31:51 PM): MARP!

by Pea Tear Griffyn August 10, 2004

marp

When you fart (almost till you take a shit) into your girls pussy and suck it out until she cums

I was marping with my girl and she creamed right on my nose

by grappold1 March 22, 2023

marp

(Adjective) Used to describe extremely annoying females that are just plain stupid moles. Girls that hang around people that don't like them because they have no other friends and have done pretty much every guy on the block. They're like a toxic odour that just lingers there for days and days and is impossible to get rid of. Death to all marps!

Erin McKay is The Original Marp.

by The Narrator April 13, 2005

marp

The only vocal tone of boxers featured in Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!! for Nintendo. The "marp marp marp" sequence is often used to express a taunt, to encourage Little Mac to "step up".

When King Hippo waves his glove and says "MARP MARP MARP", hit him in the gut! You will expose his weakness! And don't forget to join the Nintendo Fun Club!

by Von "Kaiser" Hayes January 12, 2005

marp

verb. when your using clear tape and can't find where it begins

"i used glue instead of tape because i kept marping."

by sheistyskeeze August 13, 2008

marping

The sound a cat makes when it wants something or everything.

I knew it was dinnertime because I could hear the cat marping for food.

by pseudobree September 16, 2010

Marp!

The best phonetic description of the noise Penguins makes.

ie:a cow goes moo, a sheep goes baa, a penguin goes marp

by Wren June 26, 2005