1. An insult to use against someone with no actual meaning, it sounds rude but it hasn't got a meaning so dumb maori's on TV in New Zealand can use it without their land being claimed.
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2. Manus is a transferable disease that only one person may have at a time. When you have Manus, the effect is completely and utter depression.
You can pass on the Manus to another by hand slapping another persons forehead and say Manus. This transfers the disease onto the other and you are FREE of Manus!
Rules of Manus
1. You can not return Manus to the person who gave it to you, they get protection
2. If your Manus attempt fails (IE you hit someone in the wrong place, you miss, you dont say manus etc) That person is now protected from Manus - but the person who gave it to you IS NO LONGER PROTECTED!
3. You can cover your forehead as long as you DO NOT touch your forehead at any time.
4. MANUS RESETS AT MIDNIGHT. AT THAT POINT SOMEONE MAY GENERATE MANUS. THIS REQUIRES 2 PEOPLE PUNCHING EACHOTHERS FISTS 4 TIMES SAYING MANUS.
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2. Manus is a transferable disease that only one person may have at a time. When you have Manus, the effect is completely and utter depression.
You can pass on the Manus to another by hand slapping another persons forehead and say Manus. This transfers the disease onto the other and you are FREE of Manus!
Rules of Manus
1. You can not return Manus to the person who gave it to you, they get protection
2. If your Manus attempt fails (IE you hit someone in the wrong place, you miss, you dont say manus etc) That person is now protected from Manus - but the person who gave it to you IS NO LONGER PROTECTED!
3. You can cover your forehead as long as you DO NOT touch your forehead at any time.
4. MANUS RESETS AT MIDNIGHT. AT THAT POINT SOMEONE MAY GENERATE MANUS. THIS REQUIRES 2 PEOPLE PUNCHING EACHOTHERS FISTS 4 TIMES SAYING MANUS.
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by ManWithManus May 11, 2006
Hi i am a linguistically challenged kiwi but i do know that this is an Irish name, usually a first name. My friend rang up the broadcasting standards and gave them a hard time for using his name.
by Ssammule August 10, 2006
Woah can you look at that major anus!
I almost got a malus anus just by looking at it!
Myes it is a manus.
I almost got a malus anus just by looking at it!
Myes it is a manus.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 02, 2020
A terms used by myself and almost everyone at Glen Eden Intermediate in 1980-1981. Used primarily as a form of mockery at someones embarrassment when told off by a teacher, falling over, getting tripped over e.t.c. Basically any act which invited ridicule from friends and people in the general vicinity. It was not "transmissible" nor could you give it to someone by touching them on the forehead or anywhere else.
Someone would "get the manus" through an embarrassing act - at which point everyone else would laugh and point and say "Manus" or perhaps "Manus on your undies".
This word replaced the previous and overused cries of "Shame" or "Shame on your undies" but is of uncertain origin - someone started it and it spread like wildfire. :-)
Calling the teacher "Mum" inadvertantly was a definite manus.
This word replaced the previous and overused cries of "Shame" or "Shame on your undies" but is of uncertain origin - someone started it and it spread like wildfire. :-)
Calling the teacher "Mum" inadvertantly was a definite manus.
by Craigio October 22, 2006
A multi-purpose orifice that both consumes food and excretes waste. A combination of a mouth and anus into one disgustingly efficient location for input and output. Pronunciation: /meɪn-ˈəs/
"That jellyfish eats and poops out of the same manus! Nature is so metal."
"All Donald Trump does is talk useless shit. His mouth is such a manus."
"All Donald Trump does is talk useless shit. His mouth is such a manus."
by Team Manus August 24, 2020
the deadliest combo, a mouth and an anus, so whatever you eat tastes like shit, and when you shit you taste it...
by anal_bestialiy_lover April 08, 2009
Manu - short for Manuel
Manu means 'second born'
A Manu usually is a gorgeous man. He's perfect -inside and out-. Every woman wants to be with him.
Manus are intelligent, good looking, nice company. They have a great taste for music.
Manu means 'second born'
A Manu usually is a gorgeous man. He's perfect -inside and out-. Every woman wants to be with him.
Manus are intelligent, good looking, nice company. They have a great taste for music.
by onlythetruthhere December 21, 2013