magnet

A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka April 19, 2010
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the guy in a group who will run when the cops come up even though he has nothing on him, attracting the cop's attention and allowing the others to escape.
"i chased him through these yards, but he turned out be a magnet"
by dooran February 21, 2010
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1. Common term for students enrolled in specialty programs usually dealing with math, science, and computer science.

2. Attractive (not THAT kind of attractive) or repellent substance.
1. Look at that backpack! It's HUGE! He must be a magnet.

2. Put the magnet on the fridge, yo.
by 07 represent! November 30, 2004
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a student enrolled in a magnet program, specifically math and sciences, that has a dumb sense of humor and few if not no practical social skills. magnet students remain fixated on school during all aspects of their life, often stressing to the point of what borders on an anxiety attack.

magnet students females in particular can be associated with the phrase "oh my god i failed that test" followed shortly by a grade of 95% or higher.

magnet males can be associated with a sick sense of humor and an inability to understand any and all forms of humor with the exception of math and calculator oriented, black people, and homosexual oriented jokes, and these only in short "one-liners" or inappropriate physical displays unbecoming of students in high school.

the typical magnet student is very clicky with other magnet students and branches out only slightly to other groups, mostly through common functions such as orchaestra or CTY.

an essential of any true magnet student is a www.xanga.com website customized with special html
"that magnet student wishes the teacher to call him charizard during class."

"which magnet student?"

"the one putting the I LOVE DICKS sign on that kid's back"
by voltaire May 27, 2005
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A person who hangs around in a place where they are not wanted or don't belong. Also someone who shows up without being invited.
Why is that guy here? He is such a magnet.

I went to his house, but he had a bunch of magnets over. I'm not really interested in hanging out there.
by underikar February 26, 2015
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A guy who attracts a lotta girls. Short for chic-magnet.
Oh yeah, he's a real magnet.
by FaceMyFace December 18, 2005
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Anything that attracts something. Can be literal or something like chick magnet. Most magnets can attract metal to it.

If strong enough
1.Throw it at someone with a pacemaker.
2.Leave it on train tracks
3.Drop it from a bridge over a freeway and hope it rips through a car roof and penetrates the driver.
4.Crushing people
Dude, she put 2 really strong magnets between my nuts. I'm sure the results are obvious.
by Adriankat March 14, 2006
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