luggage

when you are hungover and have to rely on others to get things done, "carry you"

You're going to have to do my work today, I'm luggage.

by Captain Hangover April 26, 2014

luggage

A codeword for pads/ tampons. Girls use it in an emergency situation; extremely useful especially if there are guys around.

Girl1: Hey, whatsup? Why do you look so sick?
Girl2: Do you have any luggage? I'm going to Japan.

Girl1: Yeah, I'll go grab it for you in a sec.
Guy: You get to go to Japan?? LUCKY!!!!

Girl1&2: Not really...

by A sympathetic friend2 May 09, 2009

luggage

man-boobs; not to be confused with baggage

woah look at all his luggage!

by macint November 14, 2009

luggaged

when you eat too much and feel like your hungover/dead/in a k-hole. you know when your packed full of grub and ya feel like a suitcase packed to the brim stuck in terminal 5.

was just having a good ol' lunch, and couldnt resist another 4 pack of crisps. before i knew it i was paralysed on my chair, luggaged off my treat.

by rewindDUDE October 15, 2009

Luggage

Male Sexual Organ

I went had to rent a boy to carry my luggage for me. Especially used in anti-gay circles.

by The anti-gay revenger May 04, 2010

Luggage

Term used in the hotel industrie to make colleagues aware of a hot girl/guy on the other side of the desk, without them knowing.

Receptionist1: Loads of luggage today
Receptionist2: yep

R1: Look at that luggage
R2: Yeah, best luggage today

by carljohnson June 18, 2009

Luggage

Any venereal disease carried by a person. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

I was going to sleep with Lisa, but she had luggage.

by Joe Dirt2 May 30, 2006