old lady: the other day I got away with reading 50 shades of grey on the bus and no one had a clue
friend: how?
old lady: a kindle
friend: ohhh
friend: how?
old lady: a kindle
friend: ohhh
by thattallbitch January 29, 2015
"I'm kindling now, call you back in ten minutes."
"I'm kindling the newspaper now, can't chat, will return call in one hour."
"Do you enjoy kindling with your Kindle?" "Yes, I do enjoy kindling."
"Hey, I've been kindled. My lates t book was packaged by Kindle as a Kindle book. It feels kind of good to be kindled."
"My book was out of print for a long time, but a new publisher reprinted it and put it on the Kindle menu and you could say my book has been rekindled. I love it!"
see my blog for more defs:
http://zippy1300.blogspot.com
"I'm kindling the newspaper now, can't chat, will return call in one hour."
"Do you enjoy kindling with your Kindle?" "Yes, I do enjoy kindling."
"Hey, I've been kindled. My lates t book was packaged by Kindle as a Kindle book. It feels kind of good to be kindled."
"My book was out of print for a long time, but a new publisher reprinted it and put it on the Kindle menu and you could say my book has been rekindled. I love it!"
see my blog for more defs:
http://zippy1300.blogspot.com
by PRwiz101 March 05, 2009
by MydKnight Darkling October 17, 2007
by crzyblnd1 June 03, 2011
When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.
by MisterPicklesss July 03, 2019
contrary to popular belief its not just something that old ladies read dirty novels on but instead a super bad ass girl whos practically a comedian
1: Did you hear that hilarious joke Kindle said
2: yeah, I almost peed my pants that shit was so funny
2: yeah, I almost peed my pants that shit was so funny
by MichealCeraFan February 26, 2018
Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.
Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.
Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!
by kpdrake126 January 08, 2011