jeb

Jeb: commonly used in reference to ones bell end.
also can be used to insult/describe someone and their jebtastic abilites

That chav over there is such a jeb!

by scotty! April 23, 2006

jeb

This word can be used for anything as long as you know how to use it.

What the jeb?

Are you jebbin me?

Are u a fucking jeb?

Just jebbing around.

Jebbin off

^you get the idea

by Jeb Bender March 07, 2008

jeb

Slang for the phallus of a man, the phallus of an animal, or the metaphysical conceit of the phallus. Can be used in conjunction with almost any word to create a new one.

Get your jeb out!

You're such a jebend / jebsac

I woke up with inordinate amounts of jebcheese

Jebjeb!

by Thomas Jebberson September 04, 2007

jeb

That little bit of cum left in your dick the morning after, causing painful urination in an unknown number of directions.

gf: I stepped in your pee again, you're DISGUSTING!
me: Don't blame me, blame the jeb!

by PurpleDrank November 06, 2019

jeb

A noun used to describe a stupid, moronic customer who does everything wrong, is unprepared, then blames you, the sales associate/bank teller, when you take too long, mess up his transaction, don't bend, break or change the rules to suit him, or otherwise don't preform to his standards.

"That guy is such a jeb! He expected me to give him money out of an account that his name is not listed on!!"

by The Lizinator November 30, 2007

jeb

(verb) to jeb
the substitution for any doing word

"don't jeb me with your large finger"

"the dog just had a jeb at me"

"i jebbed it from the wall then jebbed it up on the board, then she jebbed it off me and jebbed it up so i jebbed off with her folder"

by jeb jebson March 05, 2007

jeb

A guy who is always baked and should be baked in the oven.

Girl1: Who's the new guy?

Girl2: Oh, That's Jeb, complete stoner....

Girl1: Looks like he belongs in the oven!

by Oven4000 May 23, 2017