jaculate

Something someone does when they see Kim Kardashian’s giant butt
I just jaculated to her
by That banana man October 26, 2017
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Jaculator

Go get a girlfriend already and stop being such a jaculator!
by Sonny Black Monster January 04, 2009
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puke-jaculate

Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!
by matt311 February 16, 2014
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Defi-jaculate

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
by J-Ru October 15, 2003
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eye-jaculation

The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat
I hang on SoBe because of the eye-jaculation opportunities on the beach.
by BigLouie1950 December 03, 2010
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e-jaculation

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others
(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards were e-jaculating all over each other” (n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”
by jedipants September 28, 2003
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e-jaculation

a diatribe often launched by those who don't take ecstacy slating those who do because they don't realise that it's all a matter of choice and neither one decision nor the other is superior
that boring fucker just e-jaculated all over me
by Bob December 11, 2003
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