jabroney

A very specific type of douchebag. Usually they can be seen constantly smoking from a vape pen all day, and they drive shitty cars with subwoofers, fancy rims and any other misappropriated car mod. On their downtime they're usually drinking monster energy drinks and playing call of duty. Most of them are unemployed.

Look at these jabroneys leaving the vape pen shop.

jabroney by mcswaggerr March 2, 2015

Jabroney

To be an asshole

Hey Frank did you hear that Sam killed and ate his family

Yeah dude Sam is such a Jabroney

Jabroney by 152637398237 October 9, 2016

Jabroney

An arrogant self entitled chump, a meandering town loser, a trendy conformist puppet, an enabled bandwagon henchman, a sucker made poser who accomplishes nothing except for being a nuisance, but expects everything to be given to them.

"Look at this freaking jabroney standing here, just expecting to get some."

Jabroney by MuskiePlutoCosmos December 29, 2025

jabrony 

A particularly irritating poser who also is an avowed fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Put simply, a brony that's also a jabroni.

Man, Cole's such a jabrony, flaunting that stupid expensive Rainbow Dash figurine. Who cares?

jabrony by Xterra April 18, 2018

Jabroner 

1. The chief overseer or ringleader who represents a posse of Jabroni (See “Jabroni”)

2. Being a simpleton, Jabroners are often illiterate and words with more then two syllables are not in their vocabulary.

3. One whose stench alone is enough to start a fist fight at children's cancer charity walk fundraiser.

4. Jabroners will often pick fights, scream profanities and act aggressively towards individuals who are not capable of defending themselves, usually infants and the elderly.

5. Jabroners excel at ruining great opportunities for others, scoffing and emitting bodily fluids as catastrophe overwhelms the victim. They take pride in this as it is the primary fundamental that defines them.

Jeff : “Dude, whats going on with all that commotion over there?”

Greg: “Looks to me like that group of douche-bags overran the rescue missions community brunch again.”

Jeff: “Yea, that Jabroner seems to be leading the assault, he's pushing that handicapped guy in the wheelchair over the 5th street bridge!”

Jabroner by Jabrowni August 5, 2011

Jabrone 

1. A friend, buddy.

2. A friendlier word for "idiot".

3. Someone that farts in the bathtub and then plays with the bubbles and sniffs the farts.

OMG you jabrone, you've been in the bathroom forever!

Jabrone by Bill Appleball October 18, 2008

Jabronecois 

A French-Canadian Jabroni. A mixture of "Jabroni," a term which finds its origins in Pro Wrestling describing a loser, no good son of a bitch . And "Quebecois," which describes a person of the French-Canadian persuasion.

Mitch: Did you hear the Prime Minister of Canada confiscated peaceful protestors' bitcoin and put a lot of them in jail? What a total loser.
Randall: Yea, he's a real Jabronecois.

Jabronecois by AndrewDClay November 17, 2022