Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under arrest. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve spontaneously upon being placed in an ambulance or ED room.
"We just arrested him for assault. The minute we put him in the car he complained of stomach pain. I'm pretty sure it's incarceritis".
by AngryJL December 05, 2007
• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.
• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.
• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.
That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.
Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!
by Night.ER.Ninja July 27, 2014
P-Diddy avoided incarceration, but all the legal stuff and media attention was just too much for J-Lo to deal with.
by Noh Whey May 17, 2004
by Jam3s_B0nd July 16, 2014
Looks like Sally's case of incarceritis might keep her out of the holding cell for at least two hours.
by late147 January 25, 2010
by deplemisher April 25, 2003
Sexual position in which you put the female in a rear naked choke while penetrating her ass and whispering "This is how they do it in prison." Choking her until she taps or passes out.
by sick sik six January 08, 2017