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A Dutch social networking site. Similar to Facebook and myspace, just not as over the top.

The people who use hyves.net are any combination of the following:

Dutch
Cool
Dutch wannabes
Celebrities

Dude1: OMG! Did you get that email from hyves that said it's almost Freddy's birthday?

Dude2: Yeah, I totally did. But I knew her birthday is coming soon anyway. I'm don't just sit around and mess with hyves too much.

Dude1: Yeah, I know what you mean. You log on, you log off, without all the mess and time waste of facebook!

Dude2: And that's why hyves rocks my socks!

hyves by K. Schulten March 16, 2009

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Hyves

A dutch social-networking site. Used by all those who want to act cool. Often people upload there most gangster pictures to it. It is not a place to meet new people, yet to contact your friends that are too lazy to get on MSN.

Person A: Hey, do you have hyves?
Person B: No, I just use MSN.

Hyves by Misteh April 26, 2009

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Related Words

hyves • hypester • Hyesa • hynes • Hives M1nd • Hiveswap • Hyeseung • hyesm • Hyesoo • hynesight

hyves

Crab lice, also called pubic lice, (singular, louse) commonly called "crabs" due to their resemblance to a crab, are one of three kinds of human lice in the large group of lice families.

Did you know he's got hyves.
Often used in comedy series and movies.

hyves by John Vanholland November 3, 2007

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Hyesu

A tiny girl

you're so small you look like Hyesu lol

Hyesu by yuwu December 16, 2019

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hyesung

Shinhwa's Little Prince. Lead vocal of Shinhwa. Ageless. Able to hold a note like nobody's business. Shy but still somehow sexy. The reason I forget to breathe sometimes.

Omg!! There's HyeSung!!!

*stops breathing and passes out.

DID YOU SEE THAT VIDEO OF HYESUNG BEING CUTE?

*Forgets to how to breathe and passes out.

hyesung by Shinhwa_Changjo82 March 17, 2015

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the hoves

A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.

Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!

Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!

Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...

the hoves by Booms and Yawne October 14, 2011

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hivesenated

To have your life taken over by the band, The Hives.

Ha, Sam and Hannah have been hivesenated!

hivesenated by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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