by Dichead January 20, 2009
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by D-Nawsty December 30, 2017
A frozen beard, vaguely shaped like a sex toy, and smeared with fecal matter. You then use the beard like an accommodater dildo while preforming cunnilingus on a female, who is driving a lincoln
Jim brought his fake beard so jenny could get her hot frosty Lincoln while driving her hot rod Lincoln.
by jspyke March 29, 2009
A sex act involving feces, semen, and festive holiday lights. Commonly described as a male taking three consecutive miniature poops on a lady, stacked like a snowman, then ejaculating a scarf around its neck. The lady then consumes the snowman, while being erotically choked by the male using Christmas string lights, almost half of which are dead.
by HebrewTrix December 4, 2024
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