hosta

The condition in which your penis hangs one way or the other.
Shameekwa: Dat nigga had some massive left hosta! Elizabeth: I love left hosta!
by Mike P January 29, 2005
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put a hosta in it

Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.
Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn. Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it. Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden. Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it
by katdamnit May 19, 2016
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