by TymMonkey March 04, 2011
a short ass pimple-faced blonde teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and sniffs their ass.
Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.
by lolfoot June 21, 2021
by shtychkn September 26, 2005
When you call someone a 'Hooper' either they have excrimented in a bush, or a man who is the result of Tasmanian Inbreeding and takes it in the ring, see hoopajew
A buttplug is a Hooper or a hoopajew
Hey you just crapped in that bush! You Hooper!
Whats that? Your mother is your sister? You are a Hooper!
Hey you just crapped in that bush! You Hooper!
Whats that? Your mother is your sister? You are a Hooper!
by Mahogany Potato June 05, 2006
Hoopers love to take stuff apart but they never put it back together; they probably have no food in their kitchen.... Courtney Love, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, the guy who cried for Britney = hoopers
by srw SVOP January 29, 2008
1) “I’m not a hooper hooper, I’m just a hooper.”
2) “That man broke his ankle, he might be hooper hooper”
2) “That man broke his ankle, he might be hooper hooper”
by Shoki the future millionaire June 29, 2020
Nuriel Dude, I saw your mother sticking something through her anal sphincter.
Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.
She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.
Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.
Ariel Yeah, that's how she takes her Ibuprofen for her chronic carpal tunnel syndrome. She is a hooper going way back.
She asked me if you would be willing to give her a helping hand , she is finding it more difficult with age.
Nuriel Of course I would Ariel, you guys are like family to me (hugs), anytime, just ask.
by Chlorpyrifos May 05, 2016