A person of half-jew half-hindu descent; that is, someone who always disappoints their mother no matter how many times they reincarnate.
by crabbadon February 25, 2011
a hindu person who grows up in a very jewish area and due to osmosis absorbs jewish customs and ways of life in essence becoming jewish themselves. however they are still proud hindus, so clearly they are hinjews
by dave March 15, 2005
Adi is a Hinjew who returns $3 pencils for $2 pencils, because that $1 means alot to the rich bastard.
by crazy mike April 30, 2004
by mr pookie July 11, 2008
Investor 1: "This sounds a little too good to be true, do you think we should risk it?"
Investor 2: "Nah his last name is Patel I think he's a Hinjew."
by Mocha01 March 01, 2022
Someone who practices Judaism or Hinduism as a foundational religion and incorporates Hindu/Jewish philosophies and practices into their foundational religion.
by LmfaoImGay June 12, 2023