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short for hilarious.

Best used in abnormally shortened sentences.
not me: "So, at this office they offered me a soda, but I couldn't find an apprope time to drink it during the interview...
...and then I tried to get up, but tripped and started rolling down the stairs... I held onto my soda the whole time, so when I got up I had soda fizzing down my face!!"
me: "Hilare."
hilare by julie bing February 17, 2005
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When something is really funny but not quite funny enough to actually finish the word hilarious!
Todays urbandictionary.com Word of the Day is hilare!
Hilare by Melizssy August 14, 2010
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bare hilare 

A phrase used to describe somebody as very funny
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My sister came up with this word to describe me when she was about eight years old. It is a portmanteau combining "hilarious" and "comedian." It is used sarcastically conveying the idea that "although you think you're funny, you're not."
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hilariocity 

Used to define a so-bad-it's-good movie. It's such an atrocity, it's hilarious. Hilariocity.
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A reply to a post online that is so overused it is no longer funny, hence the intense sarcasm in both words
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Reply: Hilarious and original
French variance means cheerful- usually loves to watch Steve Harvey’s Family Feud’s Funniest Moments. Kind soul very funny!
“Always a Hilaire to be around!”
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