Helment

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An incorrect spelling of helmet, usually by southerners or rednecks. This error arises because the pronunciation of helmet with a southern accent is indistinct on the second syllable, and because people tend to write words according to local phonetics.

Mother: Bobby, don't you go riding your bike without wearing a helment!

Bobby: Jesus Christ mom, it's HELMET. I'm 5 and I know that.

Helment by GetItRightMorons October 22, 2011

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Helment tits

When yo nips cover 95% of yo tit

Day chick got them helment tits right there

Helment tits by Conrad420 May 30, 2018

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mud on your helment

To penetrate someone anally with the penis.

guy1: Hey, man, you ever get mud on your helment?
guy2: Sorry, dude--I dont' swing that way.

mud on your helment by moonyewnit March 23, 2009

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Muddy Helmet

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.

This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.

The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.

A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".

Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.

Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?

Muddy Helmet by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

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hellentry

The compound word of "hell" and "entry", your hellentry is your squad or circle that you are about to or would go through Hell with; your #1 team, your most badass squad, the people you would want with you during any test or trial.

Standing with my hellentry, ready to unload on my enemies.

hellentry by wane the wordwaker July 30, 2016

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Fish Helmet

The ladies equivalent to tea bagging. When you put your vagina on a persons head.

Stephen recieved a fish helmet from Lauren when he bent down to pick up the soap.

Fish Helmet by mushroomtea October 21, 2011

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bulletproof helmet 3000

The best bullet proof helmet ever made. Made by the god himself: Maximillianmus. Oh yeah yeah

oh yeah yeah I got a bulletproof helmet 3000!

bulletproof helmet 3000 by Garry Goose March 8, 2019

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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