h2

Sorry Linux System Message, but Bam Margera was driving an H2 way before Viva La Bam. He's just as much of a poser as the rest.

Go and watch CKY4.

by l33t3st June 26, 2004

h2

According to FUH2.com:

The H2 is "the ultimate poseur vehicle", "a gas guzzler", "a polluter", "a death machine", and "a tax loophole"

Anyone who drives a Hummer is compensating for somthing. Excluding Bam Margera who got paid to drive one in "Viva la Bam" by the Hummer company.

by Linux System Message March 01, 2004

h2

a fake knockoff of the "hummer" built on a gmc truck platform, it comes nowhere near to the real hummer

"dude i got a h2 yesterday, its my favorite hummer"
"its not a hummer"
"yes it is, it has the same name"

by Jimt September 17, 2004

h2

A massive car that Kaela hates.

Kaela: "H2's ARE UGLY!!!"

by Kaela hates h2s August 06, 2004

h2

n.

1. What Flava Flav bought when he realized that he'd have to save money for his daughter to go to college.

You know what I did when I realized I had to send my daughter to college?

I BOUGHT A H2!

by Sommy July 09, 2004

H2

An "off-road" vehicle that will never see off-road use, because nobody wants to damage the overpriced thing. Usually found in cities, not far from gas stations, with overpriced rims. Seldom seen with more than one person or any cargo inside.

"For what that guy paid for that H2, he could have bought a sports car and at least had fun with it."

by shiznannigan May 14, 2004

H2

Massive car designed by General Motors, driven exclusively by men with penis insecurities or doctors' wives. Only gets 9 mpg, so they're basically fucked when oil starts running low and/or shooting up in price.

"Jesus, gas is back to a dollar eighty-five a gallon. I can't believe I bought that stupid fucking hulk for 50k."
"At least you're in your sexual prime, man."
"Right."

by John Galt's Urologist January 17, 2004