gumballs

this is when your balls stick to your leg after sitting and your sack stretches across your groin giving the appearance of "stepped in" chewing gum.

Lady: Excuse me sir, you shouldnt be playing with your crotch in the theater with all these kids around..

Man: Hey gimme a break I am just trying to fix my gumballs...

by Gonzothegreat79 September 13, 2011

gumballs

Really soft sticky racing tires esp. when used on the street. In street use you may only get 1500 miles/tire or less, but hey, if it keeps you from sliding into oncoming traffic.

Bob doesn't ride his bike to work anymore, he's saving the gumballs for Saturdays in the canyons.

by RoadRashRK July 09, 2011

gumballs

The lost art of either punching out the front teeth of a female, or carefully removing her denchers, and then proceeding to fuck her bleeding gums until satisfaction.

Next to the cadbury creamer, gumballs is probably my favorite sex move.

by Ryno March 26, 2005

gumballism

gum·ball·i·cism
/ˈɡəmbôləˌsizəm/
noun
1. the expression of critical and unnecessarily mean comments towards another by means of exaggerated metaphors.

'Whats a gumballism?'
'Like, your face looks like a cat trying to claw its way out of a melon.'

by Celtrix June 22, 2017

Gumball

A lazy wanna be momma's boy that thinks he's all that and is embarrassing to be seen around.

That dudes a gumball! He doesn't look like he's seen a hard day of physical labor or had a girlfriend in his life.

by Ball333 November 18, 2013

Gumball

A blue cat.

Gumball is a blue cat that likes to eat peanuts.

by Sharkzilla January 13, 2015

Gumballer

A person who has participated in the infamous Gumball 3000 supercar rally.

Whether they're a millionaire, celebrity or athlete, the two things Gumballers have in common is a passion for travel and cars.

by Pavo Jr. October 18, 2013