A guide dog is an ugly woman who is out on the town with a much nicer looking woman (who has just moved to the town), showing her the local drinking places.
MAN: Alright darling, why dont you lose this guide dog and i'll show you round town!
PRETTY WOMAN: Ok
PRETTY WOMAN: Ok
by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 22, 2007
Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.
by Vaughanonymous June 18, 2012
Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.
by uncle smegol November 20, 2020