godaholic

anyone so obsessed with their religion that they will behave in a way that hurts themselves and society, and like an alcoholic, they deny that they have a problem

Did you hear about that 'latest crazy shit' that guy was a serious godaholic!

godaholic by socraticmethodman June 30, 2017

gunaholic 

Person who can't stop purchasing guns, eventhough he has enough to supply all of his friends and family in the event of WWIII. See also Gunoholic.

My girlfriend thinks that I have lots of guns, but it ain't nothing compared to all the guns Rufus has - he's a real gunaholic.

My friends think I'm a gunaholic because I have 53 guns and they don't understand why I still need more.

gunaholic by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009

sodaholic 

a person who is hopelessly addicted to carbonated, caffeinated beverages.

Dude: "Lets go get a 64 oz cup of Mountain Dew at 7-11!"

Other Dude: "Dude, your such a sodaholic. I want one too."

sodaholic by yonskii October 29, 2008

gigaholic

A geek who just needs to have the latest and fastest computer.

"He's such a gigaholic." "There is more free space on his hard drive than in his apartment."

gigaholic by TBA November 7, 2006

podaholic 

A term to descirbe someone who is utterly consumed with an Apple iPod or any mp3/portable music player.

Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."

They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)

They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.

Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.

The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.

Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!

"Excuse me. Excuse ME. EXCUSE ME. I'm trying to get off here. Goddamned podaholic!"

"I missed my stop on the subway. I couldn't get off the train because some podaholic was blocking the way and couldn't hear me when I asked him to move."

podaholic by Founder, Podaholics Anonymous May 6, 2006

gymaholic 

Someone who goes to gym and work out on their basic routine. Someone who wants to stay fit.

I AM A GYMAHOLIC.

gymaholic by Papu September 17, 2013

Sodaholic 

A person that drinks a 6 pack of soda by noon. Is usually in denial of their serious and life threating condition. In most cases complains of kidney problems, never mind the side effect of obesity.

Damn another one!!! Your a sodaholic dude!!

Sodaholic by Fruitpeople May 29, 2013