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gayger counter 

A scientific instrument used to measure gaydiation from a source of gaydioactive material. This takes the form of alpha particles, beta particles, and gaymma rays.

Most often, the gaydioactivity is measured in Gays. A reading of above gayghty-gayght Gays is very very gay, and you should get the hell away from the source of it.

Also, if you emit gaydiaton, you're super gay plus one.
Dude, Krim sent my gayger counter off the scale!
gayger counter by Lee Ji Hoon November 11, 2007
A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
gaykery by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014

gaygardier 

Combined from the words bombadier and gay, refers to the person on top after having an accident when 2 men are having gay sex in a cowboy position.
I wouldn't fuck that gaygardier with your dick.

That gaygardier shit all over me last night.
gaygardier by dikforeU April 25, 2010

could be gayer 

the most wonderful saying created b the amazing Thomas sanders who is an angel on earth
thomas: You know what this could be gayer
could be gayer by butthhhhhh August 31, 2017

a-ganger 

a Machinist Mate in the US Navy serving on board a nuclear submarine in the Auxilary Division. He operates and repairs all auxilary mechanical equipment on board the ship, which includes Hydraulic equipment, pnuematic equipment, diesel, AC&R, air regeneration and purifaction, sanitation, potable water, well in sort everything but the main turbines, reactor, and making water. one of the most knowledgeable men on board a submarine.
A-ganger, submarine qualified, forward puke, nose coner. forward engineer.
a-ganger by MM1 (SS) Harp April 6, 2009

gaygercounter 

more accurate than what most refer to as gaydar, this is similar to a geigercounter, which tells you the levels of radiation with a simple clicking sound. here, the gaygercounter clicks to give you a gayness reading for an individual (but only at close range).
Hey, dude, this gaygercounter is going nuts next to you! I think you might be a... a... a gay.
gaygercounter by Kerry Gibbons November 10, 2004
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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