A word to describe being drunk on fun. For when good old, honest jubilation leads to a high unaided by a drug or any illegal substance.
"Hey, man, you wouldn't even believe the night I just had. First we saw Nicholas Cage in that wizard movie..."
"Woah were you high?"
"Not yet man. But it was so bad, we started replacing a single word in each sentence said with something dirty. We thought this was really creative and thought others should hear it. So we started walking to an open mic and found three coupons to a psychic and she told us we were gonna come into some cash. After pants-ing some skateboarders in the park, we kinda got chased into a borders and kept switching the outside sleeves on hardcovers. Look, long story short, we were funked as shit, tipping cows does not apply to horses, and I found 5 dollars".
"None of that sounds really exciting unless you're drunk".
"Like I said, we were funked".
by mary poppinbag March 14, 2011
by John March 31, 2005
Boy1: Your dicks so thin you could pick up signals from space.
Boy2: (silence) Followed up quickly by an angered look.
Boy1: No need for the tears, you've been funked mate.
by jaffasurprise March 03, 2011
A very shy, smart, intelligent and goal-getter boss lady. She is very strong willed and would do anything to achieve her dreams. She is a deep lover who is also afraid to show it. She is one friend you can depend on. She is an introvert but once she feels comfortable with you, trust her to be the silliest, craziest , fun loving girl...she has a very small circle of friends and will do everything to protect her circle. Do not break her trust else you will spend a lifetime to regain her trust. Always the happy-go-lucky girl, but deep down, she’s confused and wish someone would truly understand her unspoken inner fears...A lover of sex but would only have sex with the person she truly loves....She is one who loves to deal with her issues quietly and silently, which is not too good for her.
Get you a girl like Funke, you would be glad to have her in your life.
by Phunke February 01, 2020
Temporary sadness. Feeling sad and down and not knowing why. No motivation to do anything and always tired. Almost like you're missing something but not know what it is. Like a small phase of depression that only lasts a couple days or weeks.
Megan really seems to be in a funk. She said she's really sad but doesn't know why. Hopefully she'll get out of her funk
by Idkfmllolloll March 14, 2017
A funky ball of tits from outer space. Found by Bootsy Collins when he was just a simple farmer. It made him crazy and he milked the funk and made a funk shake. He then became the funkiest man alive. After he lost the funk Old Greg found it at the bottom of the ocean.
After he drank the funk he passed out, but when he came to, he was slappin that bass fast and loose like some kind of delirious funky priest.
by funkypriest July 04, 2009
the act of putting a lit blunt roach in the tip of cigarette (usually menthol) that is slightly emptied. Then you can hit the roach through the cigarette. In doing this you can avoid burnt fingers and when the roach is done it in turn lights the cigarette.
Stoner 1: "Dude, the roach is burning my fingers!"
Stoner 2: "I got a Newport, let's funk it."
Stoner 1: "Fuck yeah!"
by LilAnt420 November 07, 2009