by LKR December 29, 2005
A person who is a complete fuckup in life. Someone who can't hold a job, can't get laid, can't mantain a relationship, mooches off everyone like a little parasite and shits on everyone who knows them. Even their own family hates their guts. A complete failure in every aspect of life.
by kr3493k322 February 13, 2008
1. a fuckup is a complete abomination to the human race. somebody who is constantly doing things that are looked down and frowned upon. A fuckup never learns from their mistakes, and will continue to do them.
2. fuckup can also be used as a term of endearment between two friends in a funny situation that makes one of the people appear to be a complete idiot. it may not be used often, but adds comic relief to any situation. the person on the receiving end of this term, will not be offend even though it may be seen as inappropriate, usually the "fuckup" will be laughing or in shock from hear said term actually be used.
2. fuckup can also be used as a term of endearment between two friends in a funny situation that makes one of the people appear to be a complete idiot. it may not be used often, but adds comic relief to any situation. the person on the receiving end of this term, will not be offend even though it may be seen as inappropriate, usually the "fuckup" will be laughing or in shock from hear said term actually be used.
1. guy 1 "Why the hell did you cut me off and make me rear-end you?"
guy 2 " I need to turn in a few miles, this seemed like a good time to get in your lane. This always seems to happen to me!"
guy 1 "You Fuckup, where did u learn to drive?"
2. girl 1 "what are u trying to write, it looks like Lohn"
guy 1 " it says John what are you retarded?"
girl 1 " the J is backwards you fuckup! This is why i love you"
guy 2 " I need to turn in a few miles, this seemed like a good time to get in your lane. This always seems to happen to me!"
guy 1 "You Fuckup, where did u learn to drive?"
2. girl 1 "what are u trying to write, it looks like Lohn"
guy 1 " it says John what are you retarded?"
girl 1 " the J is backwards you fuckup! This is why i love you"
by AQlaxBRO December 17, 2010
by Brad February 04, 2003
jim your such a fuckup
by Daniel October 24, 2002
Someone who could wreck a steel ball with a rubber mallet. A Yale educated president who can't pronounce the word "nuclear".
That guy is a fuckup. I got him out of Vietnam and now he won't even show up for National Guard duty.
by Ofay December 24, 2004
1. Someone who has ruined thier chances in life and has caused most of their own problems.
2. Sometimes used in heated discussion as a substitute for "shutup".
2. Sometimes used in heated discussion as a substitute for "shutup".
by patrick_is_so_amazing May 03, 2008