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fuckmonger

one whos conversations are always about sexual actions, ideas or experiences - most likely caused due to some childhood expieriencces and an abnormal development - but in real life most times those folks are most romantic (and jet limitless perverted) but dont enjoy the herassment of others but the exploration...
"you fuckmonger! stop it! we want to watch the damn movie! everytime you´re talking about your heini or my girls titts - hey we all know theyre hot so get your own one - daaaamn!"

"honey why are we still hanging around this immature fuck?"

"cause he´s a nice guy and somewhat funny - don´t be so hard on him and slip your fingers into my panties"
fuckmonger by PRtelekinesis January 22, 2010
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Fuckboner 

A completely stupid and clueless person who totally screws up.
'Hey bro, I just bought 10 rare pennies from this bum for a 100 bucks.'

'Why would you buy 10 cents worth of pennies for 100 bucks; dude your such a fuckboner.'
Fuckboner by B-Town Mike March 6, 2010

fuckskeered 

When a person produces a boring live video show and are to scared to allow public viewing.
LiveVideo show broadcasters are as boring as the Ebay prosthetic leg forum and too scared to disable friends only access. Broadcasters are fuckskeered.
fuckskeered by IQ150 June 5, 2009

fuckmonkery

The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.
Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!
fuckmonkery by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020

fuckmonger

One who loves to be among people fucking,without fucking oneself.
I only go to these parties to get high and be a fuckmonger,no im not gonna pull your wifes hair for you.
fuckmonger by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

fuckaneer 

One that engages in fuckery.
Dude, you've been fucking around all week. Quit being such a fuckaneer!
fuckaneer by Indiancowboy November 16, 2012