fucksnap

Idiot, retard, fucktard, asshat, wankstain.

Someone who can stand in the middle of a 4 way road where all directions are equally correct, and somehow find a 5th path that is WRONG.

Phil's a total fucksnap when he quits smoking, he becomes really annoying and silly.

by dr.rob May 17, 2004

fucksnap

A person who is maliciously incompetent and should be considered the Enemy.

My coworker Bob is such a fucksnap, he always takes credit for my work.

by Thurston April 6, 2005

Fuckscape

A seemingly calm picture or wallpaper, normally to do with nature, that has been interrupted with an inappropriate sentence or word(s).

*insert picture of a lake with trees*
*blur the words "Burn Shit" into the picture*

Google image Fuckscape and you'll find tons

by Calibrix January 23, 2013

Fuckslap

(n.)One who you dislike enough to maliciously slap while engaging in intercourse, yet like enough to engage in intercourse with.

(v.) The act of slapping someone who your are engaged in intercourse with, for doijng something incredibly stupid in bed.

You're having sex...*insert various sounds of intercourse hear...he/she does something like biting, or inserting anything into somewhere it shouldn't be, and you slap the shit out of them, only to continue intercourse, then leave and never talk to them, that person, is a fuckslap(n.), what you did to them, is fuckslap(v.) them.

by Bennyfizzle August 30, 2005

FUCKSNAG

Particles of sock-lint residue, deposited in the vagina when rampant intercourse occurs following a hefty sock wank.

"Julia slowly delved into her cave and removed a nasty smelling Fucksnag, caused by her post sock ploughing with John."

by Snizzbits April 14, 2010

fucksniper

a predatory individual who targets emotionally vulnerable people for sex

Suzi's recent relationship breakdown had left her vulnerable to a fucksniper attack.

by SparkyMark April 21, 2011

fucknap

A long restful nap that take place after a prolonged session of intercourse.

Oh man Shaquanda came over this afternoon and yada, yada, yada...I just woke up from my fucknap.

by MentalDuctTape July 11, 2016