by urmumshouse July 01, 2020
"For fucks penis". Slang or rolling gag for those who curse and don't know english but then learn english and realize how stupid and funny it was not to know english and regret knowing english except the punctuation lesson which i skipped.
by marzza February 17, 2008
FFP stands for former fat person. FFP is a shared identity amongst all people that grew up or were formally "fat" at one point in there lives. You are only considered an FFP if you were bordering or considered obese or overweight according to the BMI scale. FFP identity can only be ascribed by other FFPs for people like to confuse "pudgy" phases with the lived experience of being a fat person on modern society.
by lowkey_vegan March 22, 2018
'Fatal First Piss' the first toilet visit since you started drinking which is followed closely by that awful moment when you realise that you will be visiting the loo at least 5 times an hour for the rest of the night. Also known as breaking the seal.
by sanguellalella November 13, 2006
Future Fatty Potential..As in -shes young and she can eat anything she wants and NEVER exercise now but in a few years she's gonna blow up like the good year blimp...
by smokefairy420 February 11, 2010
Face Fucking Palm or Fucking Face Palm. An exaggerative form of the original 'Face Palm' coined by a Philadelphian in the late 20th century. Usually used to show disgust in one's actions, preference, or views.
"Meek Millz is the best rapper" - Jeremiah
"FFP..." - Derek
"What's wrong with child rape and murder? I cheer for them to get away in police chases" - Jeremiah
"FFP..." - Derek
"FFP..." - Derek
"What's wrong with child rape and murder? I cheer for them to get away in police chases" - Jeremiah
"FFP..." - Derek
by KaylasMan October 12, 2008
Ffp:Fuck fake people
by Steph1738 May 01, 2016