felon

a trill motherfucker from the streets of the D. slangin da crack and pimping the puss and representin real negros. or drunken suburban niglits.

Greg Adam: Yo, man...let's go get a fifth, hit a lick and go to dat bukkake party. Nick: idk man...sounds kinda dangerous Greg Adam: fuck that bro, let's ejaculate!! Nick: that constitute a felony, and i don't wanna be a felon. Greg Adam: it's bukkake, man? you don't wanna squirt jizz on some delicious, sweet, young sluts? Nick: sure, dude. *police cum* Nick: shit, man...now we have criminal sexual conduct charges. Greg Adam: at least we'll have memories of the bukkake for the next 2-5!! Nick: true, true

by detroitbukkakeman July 08, 2009

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felon

a member of a minority

the ethnic alaskans are usually felons

by whitey mc whiteyson the third July 29, 2008

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felon

extremely deck, word to describe one who kicks much ass a greater variant of misdy

You're so felon!

by Felon Like Magellan Mary February 04, 2004

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Felon

A person convicited of the most serious category of a crime.

Having ben convicted of Grand Theft, he is now a felon

by George March 09, 2005

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felonize

The act of upgrading a misdemeanor charge to a felony. This is usually because there are prior convictions for the same crime. In a drug case, it could be because the drug quantity ended up being greater than originally thought, and a felony amount.

Damn, I got caught with a bag of weed. The cops of the scene thought it was a misdemeanor amount. When the lab weighed it, it came back heavy and they felonized me! I caught a DUI, and because I have three priors, they felonized this one.

by Joe Bod August 01, 2010

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