The singular form of the word feces; that is to say, a single stool floating in the shitbowl or lying on the ground, waiting to be stepped in and subsequently tracked inside the house.
{Hoolio}: Hey look out Hozay, there's a fece that you're about to step in!!!
{Hozay}: Thanks Hoolio! I'm glad that you told me about that so I didn't step on it and track it all over the rug inside!
{Horhay}: Hey George, did you forget to flush? There's a fece half covered in bungwipe floating in the water and you're the last one to use the bathroom!
{Hozay}: Thanks Hoolio! I'm glad that you told me about that so I didn't step on it and track it all over the rug inside!
{Horhay}: Hey George, did you forget to flush? There's a fece half covered in bungwipe floating in the water and you're the last one to use the bathroom!
by Telephony August 09, 2013
(n.),(v.)
fece is a remarkable word with great versatility as a noun or verb. Often used in place of "feces", "poop", etc; and occasionally in place of "fart".
fece is a remarkable word with great versatility as a noun or verb. Often used in place of "feces", "poop", etc; and occasionally in place of "fart".
(n.)Is that fece on the ground? (v.)"I went fece!"
by the fece-man cometh April 28, 2007
(v.), (n.) a word relating to feces, also occasionally used in place of "fart". All used as an action, ex. "i have to fece", "i just went fece", "did you just fece?". Also in noun form used in place of feces in a comical nature by the immature, such as I.
(v.)"i went fece!" (n.)"is that fece?"
by the fece-man cometh April 25, 2007
adj. (pron. fees); a word which means nasty, disgusting, or unnatural. Most likely a derivative of feces. Also spelled feece or feese.
"Get your shirt back on, Santa! That's fece!"
"Ew. This movie is fece."
"Hate to break it to you, but that outfit is fece."
"Ew. This movie is fece."
"Hate to break it to you, but that outfit is fece."
by knightshade May 08, 2006
Say that again and i'll slap you in the fece
by Young 1 April 16, 2008
by nigel motherfucking richards August 12, 2011
you did J. Lo? ...feceful
by Matt Wisdom April 09, 2007