farmed

When you're trimming your bowl cut, and you accidentally snip a little too much off the ends, and it turns out really uneven in front.

The Illusion: "Oh dude, I totally farmed it right there."

by Quasi-Realistic Dude August 12, 2013

farmed

Shafting or putting someone in their place

Kid just got fucking farmed!

by Brizi3v3 April 13, 2018

farmed

in league of legends, you farm minions to get gold and xp, to snowball and get stronger; to get farmed, which applies in any game, means you're getting pooped on, and just feeding kills and xp to the enemy

yo chill out you're getting farmed, just sit back

by puristyle February 03, 2022

A Farm

Def. (1:) Where vegetables live.

"What? What are you talking about!?"

"I'm talking about a farm, Lois. You know, where vegetables live."

by kryxkin August 07, 2018

Farmed it

To fuck something up.

Joe: How did you do on that calc test?

Greg: Dude I totally farmed it. It was a complete shit show.

by Kanye East 69 May 25, 2016

the farm

This is something that can be bet, sold, or transacted in some manner. It is a methaphorical term that is used to describe all of or a majority of one's money or belongings. The actual ammount of money it represents is dependent on a number of factors.

While playing some no limit Texas Hold 'em, I bet the farm and declared "All in"

by The General June 06, 2004

the farm

The CIA training ground at Camp Peary, where recruits are trained to become field officers (American Spies). Lots of cool and sneaky skills are taught and practiced there. Also the place where most CIA officers get married.

After I graduated from the farm, I became a Field Officer for the CIA. I then spent 2 years overseas recruiting agents for the CIA. Then I met my wife at a CIA social and we got married at the farm. It was beautiful. Too bad our parents weren't aloud to attend.

by inane5 February 08, 2005