facerat

a person who has a persistent presence on Facebook, posting frequent vulgar, stupid, useless, and uninteresting comments; a mallrat on Facebook.

I tired of seeing the garbage that Joe is posting every five minutes . Please show me how to unfriend this facerat.

by Biblioda July 21, 2011

Facerape

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.

I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!

by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009

Facerazzi

Facerazzi = Facebook Paparazzi
Someone who goes to parties to shoot photos of people who are drunk/wasted and uploads them to his/her facebook album the next day!

Guy1: Man, I got wasted last night at Gina's party.

Guy2: I know.

Guy1: How is that possible? You were not there.

Guy2: Sam posted the photos today in the morning on his facebook album.

Guy1: Bloody hell! He always does so! Sam is a f*****g Facerazzi!

by hoosier_brat March 2, 2009

Facemate

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.

I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.

by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010

facehat

A person who would be delightful to have sit on your face as you give them oral pleasure.

"That girl over there is such a facehat."

"I wouldn't mind you being my facehat anyday, girl."

by SCTI February 3, 2008

fakeration

When someone says something knowing it is not true.

"Man, Ron Burgundy is always on some fakeration- the dude says hes on the way, then doesn't answer his phone for the rest of the night. Wack."

by NickDubious December 17, 2008

Facedating

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.

So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.

by Nectar man September 3, 2009