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fēmasco 

"fēmasco" - a variant of the well known noun - fiasco - a situation that is a complete failure, especially in a ludicrous or humiliating way that spirals uncontrollably toward higher and higher levels of entropy. In order to be a fēmasco, the fiasco must involve at least one man and two or more women. The triangle scenario is most prevalent. Very often the predicament is quite ironic and unpredictable, evading all attempts at amelioration, logic and good sense, even when the parties involved are usually well intentioned and rational. Often fueled by inexperience, poor judgement, self-interest, various passions, and emotions such as jealousy, greed, anxiety, vindictiveness, etc., the word is part of a new popular effort to make the English language gender based. This word is a noun of feminine gender, accentuated (obviously) by the accent mark over the letter e, which also emphasizes the requisite involvement of at least two females who may be either allied by shared interest to exacerbate the fēmasco and intentionally make the man suffer, or more likely opposing female parties, with interests at odds, possessing exclusive goals, together achieving some sort of critical mass that initiates a chain reaction that cannot be controlled no matter the efforts of the male party - resulting in some type of explosion.
Although his intentions were sincere and desirous of establishing a harmonious mutual friendship with the two women, his inexperienced efforts quickly deteriorated into a rapidly expanding fēmasco that took on a life of its own and threatened to melt the very atmosphere.
fēmasco by nothinc November 21, 2020
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femasculine 

that guy was so femasculine. i couldn't tell if he was straight or not.
femasculine by mummy_of_4 August 26, 2009

femasculine 

A male who is overly feminem but straight.
(Wears makeup/tight pants/tight clothes)

ie-Davey Havok, Marilyn Manson, Johnny Depp.

Omar- "Mmmm, Johnny is lookin' good in that edward scissorhands movie"
Hector- "yeah to bad he's got a wife and kids"
Omar-"talk about a femasculine man..."
femasculine by ShyBoysWinXO November 9, 2007

femasculate 

When butch lesbians try to make gay men, trannyboys or anyone else feel like they are not tough enough. Usually occurs in queer bars.
Man, fuck that place. Everytime I need to take a piss, some ugly dyke femasculates me for being in the girl's bathroom.
femasculate by SdotCarter April 13, 2008

Toxic Femasculinity 

A bimbo who miss-uses the term "Toxic Masculinity" because she doesn't get her way or doesn't like something." miss use of the term
Karen's Toxic femasculinity peaked after she shit her pants rollerblading and her boyfriend refused to pick her up, she said his toxic masculinity is in the way
Toxic Femasculinity by pryapus July 22, 2020

femasculine 

A woman who looks like a man, but is really a woman. a.k.a dyke. Its whenever something that is inherently female ends up being too manly. It can be used as an adjective, adverb, or part of a noun phrase
"She is too femasculine! Look at that coat!"

"that femasculine sex last night wasn't very good, I think I broke a rib."

pointing to a shemale:
"That is sooo femasculine"
femasculine by jamiejamiejames April 7, 2011

Femasculated 

When a fool tryin to play you, and you feelin like less of a woman.
I can’t use my hands to drink my beer because I’m in a tucked into a blanket burrito, if you feed it to me, I’ll feel femasculated.
Femasculated by Krazymastro November 5, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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